Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Fastnachts Day
International Pancake Day
Mardi Gras
Paczki Day
Weatherperson's Da
y

Wednesday, February 6:
Ash Wednesday
African American Coaches Day
National Girls and Women in Sports Day

Thursday, February 7:
Chinese New Year's Day
Wave All Your Fingers at Your Neighbors Day

Friday, February 8:
Boy Scouts Anniversary
Laugh and Get Rich Day

Saturday, February 9:
Corvette Day

Sunday, February 10:
Grammy Awards Day
World Marriage Day

Monday, February 11:
Pro Sports Wives Day
National Shut-in Visitation Day
Satisfied Staying Single Day
Westminster Dog Show

Tuesday, February 12:
Abraham Lincoln's Birthday
Safety Pup Day

1788 Sir Robert Peel - statesman

1837 Dwight L. Moody - evangelist

1848? Belle Starr - outlaw

1900 Adlai Stevenson - American Statesman

1907 Norton Simon - food industry executive, art collector

1934 Hank Aaron - baseball player

1962 Jennifer Jason Leigh - actress

1989 Jeremy Sumpter - actor

 

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"Trust in the LORD and do good; dwell in the land and cultivate faithfulness." - Psalm 37:3

1811 After George III was declared insane, the Prince of Wales became Prince Regent of England, and later George IV.

1917 Congress passed the Immigration Act, which restricted Asian immigration, over President Wilson's veto.

1917 Mexico adopted its present constitution.

1937 FDR proposed increasing the number of Supreme Court justices—"packing" the court.

1994 Byron De La Beckwith was sentenced to life in prison for the murder of Medgar Evers, 30 years after the crime in Jackson, Mississippi.

1997 Under international pressure, three of Switzerland's biggest banks created a fund worth 100 million Swiss francs for Holocaust victims and their families.

 

1597 Twenty-six Japanese Christians are crucified for their faith in Nagasaki, Japan. By 1640, thousands of Japanese Christians had been martyred.

1631 English clergyman Roger Williams arrives in America. After questioning Massachusetts' fusion of church and state, he was banished. He bought land from native Americans and founded Rhode Island, where he established America's first Baptist church in America. His writings on religious liberty were greatly influential in securing that freedom later in America.

1736 Methodism cofounders and brothers John and Charles Wesley arrive in Savannah, Georgia. They were to be missionaries to the native Americans, and John was to be pastor of the Savannah parish. Their efforts failed. "I went to America to convert the Indians; but O! who shall convert me?" he asked two years later.

1837 Dwight Lyman (D.L.) Moody, the greatest evangelist of his day and one of the greatest revivalists of all time, is born in Northfield, Massachusetts. Speaking to 10,000 or 20,000 at a time, he presented his message, by voice or pen, to at least 100 million people.

1864 Having already established herself as a poet, 44-year-old Fanny Crosby pens her first hymn. She went on to write 8,000 more before her death 50 years later.

 

Christian attorney defends marriage in Iowa
Liberty Counsel is trying to help protect traditional marriage in the Hawkeye State.

Christian TV host releases book on how to find God

In response to a slate of best-selling books that blast Christianity, well-known evangelist Ray Comfort has released a book of his own that instructs readers on how to use science to prove the existence of God.

Conservative notes McCains failure to garner majority in any primary

Conservative radio talk-show host Hugh Hewitt, who has endorsed Mitt Romney for the GOP presidential nomination, is skeptical that frontrunner John McCain can unite the Republican Party.

Copeland within the law on Huckabee matter, says attorney

Constitutional law expert Kelly Shackelford says televangelist Ken Copeland did nothing wrong when he gathered financial pledges for presidential candidate Mike Huckabee recently.

Obama a friend of Israel? Bauer urges caution

Despite current attempts by Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama to woo Jewish voters and Israeli leaders, he has yet to prove he would be a loyal friend of Israel. That's the opinion of Gary Bauer, a leading Christian Zionist and former GOP presidential candidate.

Pollster dissects Super Tuesday chances

Brad Coker of the Mason-Dixon poll says it's highly unlikely either Senator Hillary Clinton or Senator Barack Obama will emerge from Super Tuesday with a significant delegate advantage in California or the 21 other states holding Democratic presidential primaries.

U.S. may become more dependent on Canadian Oil

Author and investigative journalist Dr. Jerome Corsi says he's concerned that instead of moving to tap into U.S. oil sources, an agreement has been made to make the country more dependent on Canadian oil.

Congressional bill would allow FCC to fine fleeting occurrences

Pro-family groups are asking Congress to expand the Federal Communications Commission's authority to control indecency on broadcast television.

Conservative pundit wants Hillary to win Super Tuesday

Conservative political pundit David Horowitz hopes Hillary Clinton, not Barack Obama, wins big in today's Democratic primaries.

Prominent pollster Rasmussen dishes on Super Tuesday

Prominent national pollster Scott Rasmussen says there's been a "huge shift" among Democratic voters since the Florida primary and former Senator John Edwards' decision to drop out of the race.

Pentagon: U.S. military not prepared for catastrophic attack on homeland

A Pentagon panel says the U.S. military isn't prepared for a catastrophic attack on American soil and the National Guard isn't equipped or trained to deal with it.

Evangelist: Todays youth hunger for truth

Evangelist: Today's youth hunger for truth Allie Martin - OneNewsNow Youth evangelist Tony Nolan says there is a hunger for holiness and truth among today's youth. Tony Nolan travels the nation and the world sharing the gospel at concerts, conferences and other church events. He is kno

Economic analyst doesnt see recession in near future

An investment advisor and market analyst says the news of weak economic growth in the final quarter of 2007 was not a surprise to him or other observers, but he doesn't think the downturns necessarily mean recession

Illegal aliens to get rebates? Unfair, says immigration reform activist
Federation for American Immigration Reform doesn't think it's fair to hard-working American taxpayers and legal immigrants for some who are in the U.S. illegally to receive a rebate check from the U.S. government.

 

 

Caedmon's Call Announces Spring Tour
Monday, February 04, 2008
Award-winning folk-pop group Caedmon’s Call has announced its highly anticipated spring tour in support of their latest release Overdressed through INO Records.
A Message to Delirious? Fans, Friends and Family Members from Stew Smith
Monday, February 04, 2008
A message from Stew Smith of Delirious? on his future with the band.
12 Stones Release 'Adrenaline' Video With Scenes From Rambo
Saturday, February 02, 2008
12 Stones r\premieres new video for 'Adrenaline' with scenes from Rambo IV which released in January 2008.
Indieheaven.com Announces The Finalists For The Momentum Awards
Saturday, February 02, 2008
Indieheaven.com, the leading organization for Christian independent musicians announces the 2008 MOMENTUM AWARDS are now in the FINAL voting phase.
Sanctus Real Lands Sixth No. 1 Radio Single, 'We Need Each Other'
Friday, February 01, 2008
New Blog Site, www.sanctusreality.com, Features Moments with Kelly Ripa, NASCAR, Playstation 2, more

Fight Looms Over Global AIDS Program photo
WASHINGTON (AP) - A five-year, $15 billion effort to combat AIDS in Africa and other areas - arguably the most important and popular international program of the Bush presidency - may become a political battleground as it comes up for renewal. President Bush wants to double and House Democrats...


CDC: Drug Sickens Dialysis Patients
ATLANTA (AP) - More than 50 dialysis patients in 12 states have come down with allergic reactions that are being blamed on recalled batches of a blood thinner, federal health officials said Friday. The cases are being called the largest national outbreak of treatment-related allergic reactions...

Karen and Peck and New River Honored by Georgia’s Governor

The Imperials Nominated for 5 SGN Music Awards

Lamp Music Group Signs Billy Gene Dickerson

Lamp Music Group Signs Elliana

Prayer Request For The Lesters UPDATE

Hoppers Claim #1 On National Radio Charts

Former Anchormen Owner, Ray Bullard, Passes Away

Liberty Quartet Signs New Management Team

Tribute Quartet Featured On Gospel Greats
Prayer Request For The Lesters

Giraffe's Jacket a Creature Comfort
OAKLAND, California (AP) - Like many a lady of a certain age, Tiki feels the cold these days. So workers at the Oakland Zoo are having a custom-fit coat made to keep the giraffe cozy this winter. At age 18, venerable for giraffes, Tiki is subject to the vicissitudes of age. She already gets regular...


Texas Mayor Resigns Amid Pet Dog Scandal
ALICE, Texas (AP) - A small-town mayor accused of secretly keeping her neighbor's dog after telling them the pet died has resigned, and a judge is set to decide custody of the Shih Tzu. Grace Saenz-Lopez apologized Friday to Alice residents and said she believed her actions were in the dog's best...

 

“Hey, doc, did you wash your hands?” In an era of rising rates of drug-resistant infections and overburdened medical staffs, hygiene experts say the best-protected patients are those willing to take safety into their own hands — by asking health workers to wash theirs – because doctors and nurses are only washing half as often as they should. ***MARLAR: Even cats and dogs wash themselves up regularly. How sad is it that we’d be better off with our dogs licking our wounds then letting doctors use a scalpel?

U.S. regulators said they would review whether to take action over the popular cholesterol drug Vytorin after a study showed it was no better than a generic in preventing the build-up of fatty plaque. ***MARLAR: However, Vytorin users are now experiencing higher blood pressure.

Returning home after an absence can mean unpleasant surprises - a leaky roof, a pet's mess, even a break-in. But a Russian woman got a nastier surprise when she returned from her country house: her home was gone, torn down mistakenly by construction workers clearing a site. ***MARLAR: Boy, those Russians take Spring Cleaning seriously!

A New York entrepreneur is hosting "Eye Gazing" parties, where singles try to find their soul mates by staring into each other's eyes for three minutes without talking. ***MARLAR: Women hate the idea because they have to stay quiet for three minutes.

The US government announced that they have lost control of a 20,000-pound spy satellite and it will likely leave orbit and crash to Earth in the next two months, but they don't know where. ***MARLAR: If you’re hit by a giant piece of metal the size of a bus falling from the sky, please call the U.S. Government immediately.

The more fat you take in, the more food you may consume overall, leading to weight gain, a study from Northwestern University in Evanston, Illinois, reveals. A high-fat diet disrupted the body clock of mice, causing them to eat up a storm when they should have been asleep. ***MARLAR: So let me see if I understand this. The more fat you eat, the fatter you get? Who’d a thunk it?

Last Saturday in New York, a guy broke his own world record by remaining immersed in ice for 72 minutes. ***MARLAR: He said he felt a little shaken, but not stirred.

In Lodi, California, a grandmother, her daughter and some grandkids were all arrested after trying to shoplift $900 worth of stuff from a Target Store. ***MARLAR: Good thing they were caught – they were robbing Target for generations.

Sylvester Stallone says he used human growth hormone to get buff for the new "Rambo" sequel. "HGH (human growth hormone) is nothing," the 61-year-old actor tells Time magazine in its February 4 issue. "Anyone who calls it a steroid is grossly misinformed." ***MARLAR: And obviously anyone who uses it is grossly formed.

Six-year-old Natsumi Shirahige released a balloon into the sky in Japan with a note asking the finder of the balloon to write back to her and her school. That was fifteen years ago – and the note was just found on a fish that was caught 3,300 feet below the surface of the Pacific Ocean! A fisherman found the note sitting on the sticky flatfish in his catch along with a piece of the string and red balloon. It’s still a mystery how the note survived for so many years, or how it ended up stuck to a fish. ***MARLAR: Why would it be such a surprise to find a fish with a note? After all, they do have schools!

A Massachusetts man has created a new dating service called ScientificMatch.com. Eric Holzle’s dating service has questionnaires similar to other dating services, but unlike others he bases compatibility on how you smell, and how you smell others! It’s based on a science called “histocompatibility” which studies how one person interprets the scent of another. ***MARLAR: Maybe we’ll start hearing songs like, “You Smell Wonderful Tonight,” “Careless Nostril,” “Noses in the Stream,” and “The First Time Ever I Smelled Your Face.” (As if Pepe LePew didn’t have romantic troubles before!)

Chinese government officials say the country is also expecting a mad rush of people looking to get married on opening day of the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Opening day is August 8, 2008 or 08-08-08 -- a number many Chinese consider to be very lucky. The belief stems from the fact that the Chinese word for eight, "ba", is phonetically similar to a Chinese word that means fortune or wealth. So “ba, ba, ba” is considered three times as lucky. ***MARLAR: Here in America “ba ba ba” means “Black Sheep Squadron” is on TV.

 

The above bits were direct from the mind of Darren Marlar. Darren is a talented Christian radio personality and stand-up comedian. You do not need to give any credit on the air. You may use the above bits as your own. ONAIRprep.com encourages you to visit DarrenMarlar.com.


A person afflicted with hexadectylism has six fingers or six toes on one or both hands and feet.

A poll of 3,000 Americans found that for 41 percent, the thing they're most afraid of is speaking before a group of people. 32 percent stated they were afraid of heights.

A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee.

About 10% of the world's population is left-handed.

Air pollution may contribute to two percent of all deaths in the US, some 50,000 cases per year. A nine-year study of US cities showed a strong correlation between death rates and periods of significant pollution.

Only Pharaohs were allowed to eat mushrooms in ancient Egypt.

Trivial Pursuit was invented by Canadians Scott Abbott and Chris Haney. They didn't want to pay the $16 price for Scrabble, so they made up their own game.

The wheel on the game show "Wheel of Fortune" is 102 inches in diameter.

The word "Karate" means empty hand.

Forty-six US federal agencies have officers with the authority to carry firearms and arrest people.

Gerald Ford, George Bush, Tommy Lasorda, Ted Koppel, John F. Kennedy Jr. and Bill Clinton are all left handed.

Fidel Castro was once a star baseball player for the Univeristy of Havana in the 1940's.

Harrison Ford's scar on his face was caused by a car accident.

Once in a four-year period, Thomas Edison obtained an average of one patent every five days for his new inventions.

 

Church Signs

10. You are not too bad to come in. You are not too good to stay out.

  9. Come in and have your faith lifted.

  8. Come in and let us prepare you for your finals.

  7. No matter how much you nurse a grudge it won't get better.

  6. Everything you always wanted to know about heaven and hell but were afraid to ask.

  5. [At an Arizona church in August] You think it's hot HERE?

  4. What on earth are you doing for heaven's sake?

  3. Fight truth decay…study the Bible daily.

  2. Where will you be sitting in eternity?  Smoking or non-smoking?

  1. Come, work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

 

Newly-Married

The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in a flood of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asks.

"Sweetheart," she sobs, "the most terrible thing happened! I cooked my very first Beef Bourguignon for you, and I got it out of the oven to season it, and the phone rang. When I came back from answering the phone," she sobbed again, "I found that the cat had eaten it!"

"Don't worry, darling," said her husband. "Don't cry. We can always get you a new cat."

 

Classmates

While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new dentist, I noticed his certificate, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered that a tall, handsome boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 45 years ago.

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was too old to have been my classmate.

After he had examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended the local high school.

"Yes," he replied.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

"In 1952."

"Why, you were in my class!" I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely, and then asked, "What did you teach?"

 

State Troopers are Tough

A policeman pulled a female driver over and asked to see her license. After looking it

over, he said to her, "Lady, it stipulates here on your license that you should be wearing

glasses."

"Well, I have contacts," the woman replied.

"Look lady, I don't care who you know," snapped the officer. "You're getting a ticket."

 

Second Grade Math

Courtney was the substitute teacher for a second-grade math class that was learning

about groups. In one exercise, pupils were asked to label a group of items according

to their common characteristics. Pictured were onion rings, doughnuts, a bundt cake

and ring cookies. The correct answer would have been that all the items have holes in

the center.


But one health-conscious boy's response was, "All of those things contain too much

cholesterol."

 

Beware of Dog

Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying, "DANGER!

BEWARE OF DOG!" posted on the door.  Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog

asleep on the floor near the cash register. He asked the store's owner, "Is that the dog

folks are supposed to beware of?"

"Yep," the proprietor answered. "That's him."

The stranger couldn't help being amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous

dog to me," he chuckled. "Why in the world did you decide to post that sign?"

"Because," the owner replied. "Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over

him."

 

The Pig and the Cow
Brian Cavanaugh

Why is it," said the rich man to his minister, "that people call me stingy when everyone knows that when I die I'm leaving everything to the church?"

"Let me tell you a fable about the pig and the cow," said the minister. "The pig was unpopular while the cow was beloved. This puzzled the pig. 'People speak warmly of your gentle nature and your sorrowful eyes,' the pig said to the cow. 'They think you're generous because each day you give them milk and cream. But what about me? I give them everything I have. I give bacon and ham. I provide bristles for brushes. They even pickle my feet! Yet not one likes me. Why is that?'"

"Do you know what the cow answered?" said the minister. "The cow said, 'Perhaps it is because I give while I'm still living.'"

 

 

Q: How many sons did Gideon have?

A: 71

See Judges 8:30 – 9:5

 

"I Smile"
Dave Branon

If anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; old things have passed away; behold, all things have become new. - 2 Corinthians 5:17

A few years ago, singer Russ Lee came out with a song titled "I Smile." When you discover how his life was changed by Jesus Christ, you'll know why he sings a song that says, "I smile when I think about the way You turned my life around. I smile when I think about the happiness in You I've found."

When Russ was 17, his days were wasted on drugs, alcohol, boredom, and pain. His life was full of self-inflicted trouble and hopelessness. One day, while listening to an old rock song called "I Can't Get No Satisfaction," he realized that this described his life. Two days later, a friend invited him to church. There Russ heard that real satisfaction comes from knowing Jesus Christ, so he reached out in faith to Him.

So, what was the first thing Russ did after trusting Christ? According to the book Touched By The Savior by Mike Yorkey, Russ said, "I walked back out to my car. In the trunk was a garbage bag filled with drugs I had been selling. I won't be needing these again, I thought, and I was right. I threw the bag away. From that day forward, God transformed my life from the inside out. I became a new creation."

No wonder Russ Lee can sing with exuberance, "I smile." Can you?

BECOMING A NEW CREATION
Admit that you are a sinner and ask for God's forgiveness (Romans
3:23). Accept the free gift of eternal life, paid for by the death of Jesus Christ (Romans 6:23).

A song in the heart puts a smile on the face.

 

 

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